Tracking Health Care Proposals

The Kaiser Family Foundation set up a website, health08.org, for those interested in learning more about the health care proposals and positions of the presidential candidates.

The site provides a comparison of the candidates’ proposals, analyses of various health issues, health-related news from the campaign trail, results of public polling on health issues and other information.

Adventures In Pornography

It must be so hard to be a guy.

I mumbled, “Oh, there it is,” and picked a copy up. I pointed proudly at Will’s name on the cover and asked with unnecessary volume, “See?” See, kind sir? I will be reading this issue! No masturbating for me; no, sir! I will shield my eyes from the disgusting photographic essays long enough to find and read the interview of my best and dearest friend since elementary school, Will Leitch, and then burn the magazine so no one might ever accidentally see those poor degraded women. Worry not, Information Desk clerk at the local Borders! All is safe here. Please let Phil know that as well.

Some of the comments on that post are funny:

Epic story. Although you should’ve attempted to throw in the term “pants party” with one of the employees.

 

Well written. But a Borders? A lot of words could have been saved: “I went to a gas station off of the interstate to buy a Penthouse. The end.”

 

Maybe you should masturbate to the magazine. Eight dollars is a lot of money.